Boxer funeral

A girl who is so beautiful that you cream your jeans, therefore ruining, or killing, your boxers.

That girl over there is a boxer funeral!

by Andr3wW3llman January 1, 2018

Dirty boxers

when it's when you aggressively wank your friend group off until the point of cumming, which is when you rip you boxers off of your ass to reveal your fine booty cheeks. Then all of your friends cum into your boxers and which they shove it up your tight little asshole.

That slut John and his friend group did a dirty boxers last night without me!

by Cuntext September 16, 2025

Bandana Boxer

Someone who can throw hands and can box pretty well and is not meant to be messed with. Someone who can do any type of boxing, but they always have to have a bandana on. It's a requirement for them to have a bandana. If they can do all of those things but does not have a bandana, then they're just a boxer.

Joe: Hey guys, who's that dude who has a bandana on?
Bob: I think he's just doing boxing moves.
Henry: Nah bro, that dude right there is a bandana boxer.
Bob: Dang bro, I never heard of a bandana boxer.

by pepsigod October 20, 2023

Wet boxers

When you are two lazy when masturbating so you just orgasm in your boxers and leave them on.

Tim: I'm wearing my wet boxers today
Tom: Nice!

by Gandalf the MLG November 6, 2023

boxer cape

When you poo and some TP stays stuck to your ass

"I'm so fucking embarassed, I had a boxer cape for like 2 hours dude.

by StarmanRJK January 17, 2017

brown his boxers

Shit his pants.

Trump said he would have entered the school to stop the shooter. Actually he would have brown his boxers.

by Pee-partier. May 8, 2018

Tonsil boxer

The act of bumping your tonsils with the head of a penis while performing felacio. This is done by taking the cock down your throat. Humming sounds are a great attribute.

Do you you see those big suck my cock lips on that bitch. I hope that she is a tonsil boxer.

by BADASSGUNNY May 24, 2015