Bog Tennis

A sport invented in England. It involves two to four players, in singles or doubles format. The sport is played by having the participants defecate into a toilet at which point the ammount of splashes made are counted. It is scored like regular tennis, with 15, 30, 40 and Game being the scores, therefore four splashes are required to win. If players are unable to create a splash, a tie break is brought into session. It is typically played in lavatory block cubicles, where the splashes can easily be heard.

Illegal drugs such as laxatives are occasionally used to cheat at the sport, but players are allowed to consume any food or drink they wish in order to facilitate their victory. Ghost turds and farts do not count
Dave was robbed in the Bog Tennis finals as he was made to play the final and the semi-final on the same day, however he performed stormingly in the semis, winning Game-Love.
by johners47145 March 07, 2010
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bog paper

i got so excited watching Peggy hanging her knickers on the line it took half a roll of bog paper to mop up the stain i made on the carpet.
by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003
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bog saget

When ur balls are soggy and wet.
After football practice i have bog sagets.
by jodfhj November 15, 2007
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bog watcher

One who hangs about the public men's rooms in hopes of anonymous gay sex.

Fat, smelly, Cumbrian pikey homosexual called Ardon.
Hide the pies, and tighten yer belts, Boys, here comes bog watcher!
by Kenny Roberts July 10, 2006
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gobby bogs

To recieve a blowjob while taking a shit
Gobby - blowjob
Bog - take a shit
I copped gobby bogs last night
Fuck off you're gross
by Name??@! January 03, 2008
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BOG

A active member of team Gilbert. A person, usually a softball player, whose actions imply that they are a B**tch of Gilb. Actions such as sucking his pierced nipple, kissing butt, or worshipping his nasty bed skillz. A dumb BOG.
That girl always has gilb over for dinner! What a BOG!
I just bought gilbys lunch... Wowww I'm totally bogging right now!
by soniqqqa May 10, 2010
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Bogging out

To stare at someone while giving dirty looks as a way to intimidate or initiate a fight.
Type 1:"them boys are bogging out us"
Type 2:"I wanna have a scrap with those boys lets bog them out"
by Massive log February 10, 2019
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