Missouri Bobsled

When your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, give her some pigtails for handles make her face the stairwell and ride her down them stairs while sitting on her back like a pro! the ultimate birth control

"she told me she was pregnant, so i gave her a missouri bobsled"
"watch out she might fuck yea and get you some kids, that allright ill just get her a missouri bobsled!"
i won the gold medal for missouri bobsledding back in '93

by fenton militia January 6, 2008

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bobble

1. someone who is overly ditzy to the point of not knowing what’s going on around them
2. someone who is tremendously psychotic and slightly ditzy
3. the act of being out of it when thinking of/seeing someone one likes

Emmy was being a bobble at the diner, she spilled her shake on some poor guy

Lucy was being such a bobble the other night because she saw Jim.

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

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Bubbledump

A really watery dump that causes bubbles to appear. In sex, it is a liquefied Cleaveland Steamer that is done into a bowl place upon the partner’s chest. Once shat, the shitting partner must proceed to get a straw and blow bubbles into it, splashing the liquidump everywhere!!!

Yeah, James took a bubbledump and didn't flush like he should have. Afterwards, he went to Delchamps, bought a straw and some chili, and gave Maggie a really good bubbledump.

by J Phizzle July 29, 2008

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