bludgeon

Smartphone synonym for hardon (erection).

Me: I'm thinking about going for a pedicure wearing a short shirt with nothing underneath.

You: Well you will have had their full attention and get a free pedicure for sure. I would have had a big bludgeon the entire time :)
You: *buldge. Stupid smart phone !!!

by rfancy December 12, 2012

Bluh-kyaq!

Onomatopoeic interjection used to describe something unexpected (particularly of unusual size or swiftness) appearing in close proximity, particularly to one's face

Man, I turned around and your sunglasses were like "Bluh-kyack!" all up in ma face.

Person 1: Man! I can't believe you just slapped me like that!
Person 2: Bluh-kyack!

by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

screwed, blued, and tatooed

An all inclusive weekend in which all the basics were covered.

How was your weekend? Great !!!

I got screwed, blued blown, and tatooed.

by Back tothe Future September 19, 2004

Bludgeon

Derived from the american 'blud' and the english 'brethren' meaning a group of close brothers.

An upper-class method of speaking to commoners and trying to 'fit in'.

Person telling story: 'Me and my bludgeon got together on sunday after church'

Lady Smith: 'excuse my dear bludgeon, could you possibly direct me to Harrods?'

by Genoliv February 28, 2010

Bluh

slang for ''blood'' usually mocking them

Mario The Crip:yo Juan waddup my nigger
Jamal The Crip: whut up bluh'

by Eric December 11, 2003

easy blud

i coumes from south asia in the suburbs of utta pradesh

yo blud I need to get the curry

by MC Raider July 24, 2004

Bludger

A Scotsman

Look at those skirt wearing lazy arsed bludgers north of the border, syphoning off English money like its theirs

by Stevo77 May 14, 2015