blomegranate

Similar to blumpkin, a blomegranate is the act of providing fellatio to someone passing a kidney stone.

Me: Oh god, I'm in so much pain from this kidney stone.
M'lady: Well maybe I could give you a blomegranate to help cancel out the pain with pleasure, and then I'll suck that kidney stone right up.

Me: Wow, babe! That'd be fantastic!

by covian June 5, 2020

Blokeage

Used to describe the male to female ratio at a given place.

If there's an overwhelming amount of men there, there's a lot of blokeage.

Wow Jono, there's a bit of blokeage about tonight.

by imperialpigeon September 25, 2020

bloesem

Bloessem is a girl who is always positive, but she hates herself deep inside. She always tries to make everyone happy

"Hey Bloesem, why are you smiling again?"

by Iwannadiewithcookiesinmysmile November 24, 2020

Bloed poes

Bloody vagina

That time of month she must have a bloed poes

by Monster Juan February 5, 2021

blœd

Bloed- A person who has been heartbroken to many times

"Yo did you hear what just happened with his relationship, he is a blœd now"

by Hesideas December 5, 2021

Bloke

A man, typically one that can be described as mischievous and/ or sexually devious. He is diabolically foul and is ghastly on my nethers.

“What’s that bloke doing to chica 😳💀”

by CharcoalBruh February 4, 2022

Bloeforidia

When your nipples are sore and irritated to the point where they feel like they are going to fall off

Damn shelby my bloeforidia is hitting me hard today

by cookie120 March 9, 2023