Blow Blob

The form of oral sex where the female sucks on the males genitals, and he takes a poo from the excitement!

"Dude last night with Cindy sucked!"
"Why"
"I blow blobbed on her!"

by ben wah balls November 28, 2005

the blob

When an obese man is laying on an obese lady trying to find where to stick his penis.

Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.

by ijackoff2u January 23, 2011

Butt Blob

A geriatric tramp stamp on the small of an elderly ladies back, that has morphed into an unrecognizable ink blob. Often confused with a bed sore, these markings can reach from her gooch to her hump back, depending on how rough a life she has lived.

Did you see the old chic JD was with last night... The ass crack had a giant butt blob.

by Jdbuttblob July 19, 2011

blib blob

something that either annoys you or pisses you off, basically a bunch of nonsense.

Yo, OJ, you're a bunch of blib blob.

by yourpseudonym818 July 19, 2009

blobbity blob

The onomatopoeia for chemicals oozing through a test tube.

I mixed some chemicals together, and the concoction is going "blobbity blob" through the test tube.

by Seshie August 23, 2008

Sponge Blob Blood Pants

Sponge used by hookers so they can work whilst on their period.

'Shit I've pushed my sponge blob blood pants up so far I can't get it out'

by naughtyizzy_aw March 6, 2009

dorito-stained blob

(Invented by greg gutfeld ): the faceless, nameless, maskless, anonymous individual/s who doxxed portland mayor ted wheeler

Why is ted wheeler not afraid of the dorito-stained blob? I would be

by Sexydimma May 1, 2021