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ah bless

An Irish term of saying like awww
If say a baby did something cute you’d be like ah bless
fella- I love you

young one- ah bless
by anycats August 16, 2019
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Noah blessing

Complete stoner. Heartless. Will kill you under many circumstances.
He's gonna go Noah blessing on your ass!
by Dudade December 10, 2016
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Bless it cuz

Them: Of course I'll like your insta pic!
You: Bless it cuz!
by Samdee January 17, 2017
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Blessed by Methuselah

In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.
Damn, that bitch has lots of kids.

Yeah man, she's been blessed by Methuselah.
by Jack Johnson and Russ Turner September 21, 2014
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Pecan Blessing

A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.
"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"
by Belowmeh September 26, 2011
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Blessing the Tea

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.
I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.
by poopygrim February 21, 2011
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Butt Blessed

When the toiletautomatically flushes while you are still sitting on the seat and water splashes on your butt.
I was just minding my own “business” and was butt blessed when the toilet automatically flushed. Amen!
by HoHeidiHo December 27, 2018
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