To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.
Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.
by AFake July 26, 2010
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Simultaneously manages to associate black males with both guns and aids. Truly brilliant.
Simultaneously manages to associate black males with both guns and aids. Truly brilliant.
His friends laughed when the young negro pulled his aids blaster out of the blonde's ass and shot her in the face.
by ishigotori December 5, 2012
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When you are using an app or playing a game and it runs your battery down at an alarming rate. Usually on your phone or device with a battery...
Avid gamer: 'Dude, this draw something game is awesome!'
Pessimist: 'Yeah, but it totally sucks battery...'
Pessimist: 'Yeah, but it totally sucks battery...'
by Nucking_Futs September 23, 2012
Get the Sucks Battery mug.A person who is known for being really good at finger blasting. Also this title can be given if a person finger blasts excessively.
Larry: "So last week, I finger blasted Leah, Latiffa and some other girl at the theater. I got Leah so bad, she nearly punched me in the face when she climaxed.
Raul: "Wow dude you really are the FINGER BLASTER MASTER"
Larry: "I know dude!!!"
Raul: "Wow dude you really are the FINGER BLASTER MASTER"
Larry: "I know dude!!!"
by Ronaldanogo November 12, 2010
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She'll kill me if she ever sees me again because I gave her a dragon blaster. To make it worse, I ate spicy Thai food first.
by solardave July 27, 2010
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by Bobthedevastator February 16, 2008
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by Eric Barbaric November 10, 2007
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