bladeola

Another name for a gayblade - meaning stupid, homosexual male. Coined by My Minds Weapon lead singer Ben Timpson.

Oh Alex, stop being a Bladeola

by mhairi2222 September 20, 2006

Blade Steak

A very veiny, turgid and rigid male cock.

Carla dropped to her knees and dined upon Frank's Blade Steak until he nutted all down her gullet.

by Eaton Holgoode November 22, 2015

Kenya Switch Blade

Two black men participating in the "69" position.

I caught Deon-Dre and Morris in a Kenya Switch Blade last night. Boy were they sweaty.

I'm so gay I could go for a nice balls-deep Kenya Switch Blade.

by Slavery1 February 23, 2013

ass blades

While taking a lage dump, and it is too big to push out completely, you can cut it in half with your ass blades (aka anus).

My poo was so large and hurt so bad coming out I had to cut it in half with my ass blades.

by Devon+Susan May 16, 2006

Nipple Blades

When someone Is so cold another person points out that their nipples are so hard that they could cut through diamonds.

The class pointed out to Mr.Terpstra that he had Nipple Blades

by Taylor Swift1234 January 26, 2019

Blade

Blade is generally a guys name. A guy who would drive to your house when you were upset, a guy who would protect you like family, a guy who knows how to make you smile even when you think these hard times will never pass. He's usually tall and funny. Although Blade is a rare name it fits this gentlemen perfectly since he's more of a rare guy. The way he smiles, he'll get this little sparkle in his eye that will make girls nuts. Even though he may sound perfect, he is most likely single. This is not because he's an f-boy, it's because girls are scared to have this wonderful person in their life. Well their missing out.

Person:I feel down, Blade...
Blade:I'll be by in 10 with snacks.

by glossypeaches January 14, 2019

Second Stage Turbine Blade

Second Stage Turbine Blade:

1: Noun. the row of turbofans in some jet engines

2: Noun. The first album released by the Progressive Rock Quartet "Coheed and Cambria", comprised of Claudio Sanchez, Travis Stever, Mic Todd, and Chris Penne. The album was released in 2002. at the time, Josh Eppard played drums, rather then Chris Penne. It was re-released in 2005, with three bonus tracks: Elf Tower New Mexico, and two demos: an accoustic demo of Junesong Provision (with a sound bite from Evil Dead 3) and a lengthened version of Everything Evil, the latter containing also a hidden song entitled "IRO-bot", which had been featured at the end of Godsend Conspirator on the original version. Two singles were released for this album, Devil In Jersey City and Delirium Trigger

2002 Track Listing:

Second Stage Turbine Blade
Time Consumer
Devil In Jersey City
Everything Evil
Delirium Trigger
Hearshot Kid Disaster
33
Junesong Provision
Neverender
Godsend Conspirator

2005 changes
Time Consumer altered
Godsend Conspirator altered
Elf Tower New Mexico added
Junesong Provision (Accoustic Demo) added
Everything Evil (Demo) added

3: Noun. The first track off of the above album.

Person A: Dude, I saw Second Stage Turbine Blade at Bestbuy!

Person B: did you buy it?

Person A: No, I already owed Jason 40 bucks, so I persuaded him to give me another 20 and I got Live at the Starland and In Keeping Secrets instead.

by XaleManix March 1, 2009