Big Mac Machine

A machine or tool that is constantly or permanently broken. Can also refer to people who constantly go through mental breakdowns over the smallest thing.

Customer: leme get uhh 2 big maBs wit sum Bheese
Cashier: big mac machine broke
Customer: bihhh fix that joint rn

by Hex4Nova April 8, 2017

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Big mac drive-by

It is when you see your fat friend about to eat his big mac and in order to save him from assured and certain death from obesity, you decide to drive-by and slap it right out of his hands down to the ground as if you're performing the most vicous dunk in your life.

Did you see Tyrone just Big mac drive-by Jason?

by Pinehawkjar June 19, 2017

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big mac

Someone that is way more good looking on a picture than in reality

"So how was your date ?"
"He was a big mac... nothing like the pics he sent me."

by Flow022 June 30, 2017

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Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.

Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.

by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018

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