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american bidet

The spout of water that comes up from the toilet and hits your ass when a turd plops into the water.
"I was just in taking a dump, and I had a pretty good american bidet from that gigantic poop."
by m0m0 July 29, 2004
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an original hunter biden

When a man paints on the back of... a canvas. A canvas he paid, sometimes, $2,000 an hour after getting access to his dad's account. A canvas that, if anyone finds out about her, the man will have to call his secret Secret Service agent to fix. He's not supposed to have access to Secret Service, but his dad makes things happen (and I'm not talking about inappropriate showers with his daughter!) and the secret Secret Service agent fixed it. Also, the canvas is a prostitute and the man says, "Now that's what I call an original Hunter Biden".
And the AVN for gangbang of the year is, "An Original Hunter Biden"!!!!
by verymeaningful October 18, 2021
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Biden Blast

When you sniff a child so intensely that your chakra intensifies and your third eye activates giving you an out of body experience.
"I- I can't take this anymore... too many children... B- BIDEN... BLAAASSSSTTTTT!!!" (biden blast)
by gioisdying February 25, 2023
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Bicester

A town in Oxfordshire, England, where there are far too many teenagers and kids, and no entertainment facilities or shopping centres or ANYTHING.

Everybody says Bicester people have a drug problem.
I guess that's true.
Also an alcohol problem...
...Erm, that's true too.
...And a violence problem..

Basically, the town's full of chavs. Everybody who lives there hates it, except for the teenagers who only like it because there's so many of them. I'm actually part of that group, though, so I'm not complaining.

Most people who live in Bicester spend all their time in Oxford.
Dude, lets go to Bicester! Oh wait, there's fuck all to do there, and we wont be able to get back out cause the trains and the buses run so infrequently.

Everybody in Bicester looks high. They probably are.

WOOT WOOT FOR THE BICESTER MASSIVE!
by yourmumisinmybed. November 28, 2009
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biden

to be better than everybody at something but get no credit for it because you aren't the "rock star"
he's way more qualified for the job, he's not as young or good-looking, so he got bidened.
by l-dizzle86 January 13, 2008
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Bideford

A small port town in devon, which boats follow the river down from its mouth and discover a bridge blocking their path. This bridge ensures that many sailors spend their time in the bidefordian pubs.

The town is located in the worst valley in the country, with frequent river floods and annoying hills to climb.

Despite it's annoying location the town has survived to not becoming like their surrounding redneck/incest sister towns and villages, known as Hartland, Northam, Appledore and Clovelly.

Luckily for Bidefordians the town is located near to the busier town of Barnstaple where a train station is located.

The Bidefordians can then take a train to Exeter, and get the hell out of devon.

Bideford is known for it's drunks at new years, easter, bonfire night, st georges day, mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, fridays and saturdays.

After feeling like a alcohol god, Bidefordians like to take a traditional sunday rest before going out on another piss up...

Traditional Bidefordian people can be recognised by their staffordshire bull terriers, tracksuit bottoms, hoodies, and cigarettes in mouths. They walk very slowly, have a look of gaumlessness, and spend most of their time on street corners. Not to be mistaken by Zombie Prostitutes.

The less traditional Bidefordians have black hair and painted nails... they have an 'individual' look about them...traditional Bidefordians known these 'individuals' as "emos" and is the most commonly used word in Bidefordian culture.
Dude1: i am going to pick up this zombie prostitute for us.

Dude2: NO DON'T that prostitute is from Bideford
by Montague667 March 3, 2011
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Take a biden

The oposite of taking a trump instead of flushing 10-15 times u flush once bcuz of the little rabbit shits
“After eating nothing but yogurt today i might need to take a biden
by Jacob35742 November 23, 2020
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