bert

Somebody that you know from Alberta

"Ryan's a bert"

"What's up, bert?"

by lilhip February 28, 2017

Bert Squirt

The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.

I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!

by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021

Bert

A Bert is a short hobbit with a huge penis. He's not bad looking but he's autistic and give you cancer. He's Asian so don't piss him off he'll use Asian magic or swords to kill yo bitch ass

Damn this Bert is such a cancerous ass he tried to use some of his Bert magic to get rid of me

by Your God July 12, 2017

Bert

A true bellend aka a smithy. #thinksheisgodsgift #cockwamble

Yo mert there's Bert what a cunt.

by Koplover89 March 8, 2019

bert

to be overweight , fat , greasy

hey kyal , looking like a bert today.
hey man youv e put on weight , you must be a bert now.
look at that bert over there.

by berties March 20, 2019

Bert

A fucking madlad of a bunny rabbit with no fucking limit

I fucking live Bert the nutter

by bertlover January 5, 2019

Skinny Bert Newton

A special breed of human, can be found wining and dining birds in high class establishments otherwise he's usually running around in creeks like some regular old creek nigga, doesn't mind the send or a few nose beers when he gets the chance.

"Fuck me! Thats skinny bert newton!"

by shackwiz January 14, 2019