THE BEAVER MUSCLE

N.
Muscle in a woman's vagina that is able to clamp on to anything, including penises, bottles, vibrators, and animals.

It is said that no man has ever broken free from this death grip.
It is also said that after the clamp is in place, the vagina engulfs the victim and eat him/her alive.

After having unpleasing sex with Madonna, man men have never been seen again. It is because they have been eaten by the beaver muscle.

by the_womb_ferret May 9, 2009

Beaner Rich

Like Nigger Rich, but with beaners...Hispandex people that live beyond their means to impress others.

Pepe just bought 38 inch rims for his escalde....

Yeah...but he lives in his moms garage...he aint a pimp, he's just beaner rich

by lilpoindexter June 8, 2009

wafty beaver

Female who has abnormally pungent, stinky snatch. The odor is so horrific that your pecker retreats like a frightened turtle going back into his shell. You don't want to go down on that bitch. The smell has such a lasting affect that you swear off porking.

As soon as Lisa dropped her panties, the wafty beaver attacked my sense of smell.

by Rumple foreskin June 9, 2008

beater

a car you can drive recklessly without worrying about crashing it cuz it is already a worthless peice of junk

Id rather have a beater than no car at all

by hotsexbaby May 15, 2005

beaver bumpin

When two women bump vaginas to get their pleasure.

(: Female -->|<-- Female :)

by Dr. Smith May 10, 2005

beaner baby

a hispanic child, typically a mexican

look at those little beaner babies take those hub caps

by i did July 14, 2005

beaner bashing

when you beat up beaners with a bat or some other heavy object

chad: hey i see some illeagal beaners , i hate them
rich: hey well lets go beaner bashing
chad , sounds fun
beaner: oh shit , i better run

by beaner master98 July 26, 2010