basic bitch

a basic bitch fulfills all the stereotypes of your typical 22 year old white girl and absolutely nothing more.

favorite movies: the notebook,

favorite bands: coldplay and adele,
likes walks on the beach and hanging out with her bitches. enjoys living like a statistic and dying like a leaf. causing nothing to change and effecting nothing. a meatsack with reproductive organs. neither dirty nor clean. neither nothing nor special. but some unnerving thing inbetween. existing enough to exist, but somehow enough to disappear. this is the essence of the basic bitch.

my facebook profile selfie's caption is "perfectly imperfect, if you dont love me at my best you dont deserve me at my worst"

you a basic bitch. get cancer and die.

by stunash June 8, 2014

visual basic

A complete waste of time that ruins your life

Programmer1: Hey, why are you using visual basic
Programmer2: Because i'm a mindless zombie and Bill Gates is my master. NEVER QUESTION BILL!!!!
*Programmer 2 stuffs computer down Programmer 1's throat*

by Yelsew Foolface April 5, 2005

Basically

A filler word used repeatedly by individuals, like the words 'like' and 'stuff' or various curse words. Often times the speaker has no idea they are saying it until you bring it up. It is also a sign that the speaker isn't actively speaking and probably talking from the top of their head. This often makes them seem 'awkward' or 'unintelligent'. Ironically, often times these individuals are the smartest people we know...

Jacob: Basically, I grew up in California, and basically liked to eat Mexican food. Which basically tasted good; if you like that stuff, basically."

Jason: You know you use the word 'basically' a lot right?

Jacob: Do I sorry...

by Muttemor September 28, 2014

Basic Bitch

This is that white suburban girl whose prideful of laying her ass around all day and letting the genetics prevent her from being morbidly obese, or not. She takes pictures of everything, and when the miracle occurs that she leaves the house she will take pictures and snapchats of the endeavor to make sure the world knows. These journeys will include trips to Starbucks, chipotle or other appropriately 'basic' locations. She is jobless, and one wonders what exactly she does to kill so much time, but in all likelihood, you don't want to know.

That 'basic bitch' just took a picture of her Vanilla Bean with two pumps of raspberry at Starbucks, again.

by aarontheboss April 12, 2014

basic dick

A guy who thinks he is "the shit" while he is the exact opposite; the male equivalent of a "basic bitch".

An obnoxious motherfucker that thinks he knows what's up but needs to get the shit beat out of him because he really doesn't know shit. He was a fucking basic dick. (Adam DeMamp in Workaholics)

by BasicDIck February 12, 2014

Basic Bitch

A girl who is like everyone else or aims to be like everyone else. Wears clothing brands like Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfiger and also wears short shorts and highwaisted crap. Goes to Starbucks a lot and there Snapchat stories do not need to be looked at everyday as they only consist of coffee and selfies.

"Oi bro what do you think of that Rachael chick"?

"Seems like a bit of an irritating Basic Bitch"!

by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello December 1, 2015

Basic White Girl

This is a girl that thinks she is "special" but is same as all the other girls.Listens to billie eilish,wears vans/fila/uggs,pretends to be aesthetic,thinks beeing depressed is cool or something.Acts a certain way to fit in with a group and much more...

Ohh look another basic white girl.

by _themoreuknow_ November 14, 2019