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bajingo parlor

Hey Jen, want to hit the bajingo parlor later tonight? We can pick up your paycheck.
by T-Racy and Chim Chim May 5, 2007
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Bajingo Lingo

Bajingo Lingo is how the vagina attempts to justify sleeping with someone a woman usually wouldn't sleep with when her judgment isn't compromised by booze, horniness, or long sexual dry spells. Can occur either drunk or sober and can be in the form of either rationalization or pleading.
"Sure he's ugly, but he's really into you." "Oh God, you are SOOOOO horny." "Oh come on, it's been 6 months since you've been laid." "Everybody is beautiful in the dark." "Please, sister. Like you have any better offers?" "Is this a mistake or is this just Bajingo Lingo?"
by &rea September 3, 2009
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baxing

Josh:“mate,i texted you like 5 hours ago why you not baxing?
Martin: “sorry bro i was busy”
by YOURLOCALTOADCOLLECTOR August 20, 2019
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Womb Bashing

Loose term referring to such deep penetration of the vagina that the man's penis could be described as "bashing" the woman's womb.
"I gave her a sound womb bashing last night."
by Tinky McScrewsalot March 1, 2009
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tummy basting

While in the act of coitus the man pulls out prior to orgasm, pushes his partner onto her (or his) back and ejaculates profusely on their stomach or tummy. This act refers to the action of basting a turkey while roasting it. Also noteworthy for being a sexual act that reduces one's chances of conception. Tummy basting can also be shortened to TB as in "I am going to TB the sh*t out of you."
Perhaps the best part of Tummy Basting is that it requires only one person.
My favorite form of release is tummy basting.
by Tummy Baster June 12, 2009
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basting

to hang out the window of a moving car and swear at pedestrians on the street
hey man roll down the window im about to go basting (hangs head out the window) HEY FUCK YOU
by shants November 25, 2006
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Blonde-Bashing

Insults directed at blondes usually from brunettes that aren't comfortable with themselves or their natural hair color.
"Doesn't that brunette chick have anything better to do than blonde bashing? She needs to reevaluate her life and get a make-over while she's at it."
by huv9pwl;ain July 1, 2005
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