barton

v. (commonly bartoned) an action through which a person or persons is rejected, humiliated, punished, or degraded. Also, having something taken away that is usually and rightfully ones own. See also served

Originating in WIlson NC, Barton College is a craphole, from which came Matt Boykin. The term was derived from the college by the Appalachian baseball team initially to describe a time when Coach Boykin would make a player do something the player would rather not do. Since Boykin was a coach, there was not much a player could do. Mostly, it was used to describe the person on whom Boykin abused his power, and was therefore widely considered a dick. Bartoned would later come to use in everyday life around Boone, NC when something funny would happen to another person. Boykin is a bitch.

Boykin: Vance, can you pick up these balls, clean the dugout, wash the uniforms, mow the grass, and wash my car since I'm a coach and you have to say yes?
Vance: Uhh...I guess.
Boykin: You guess? What's that supposed to mean? Can you or can you not?
Vance: Yeah.
Rest of team: haha Vance got Bartoned.
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Steve: Where'd all the beer I bought go?
Jon: Matt Roldan bartoned them from you.

by AppBaseballSucks July 18, 2008

mischa barton

Ugly.
(extended because UD needs to have at least 3 words: Mischa Barton is pale, skinny and lacks any real sex appeal to any form of life with a spinal column. Probably attractive to moluscs though.)

"Argh, I just saw Mischa Barton on The OC." "Quick, to the bathroom, we have eye-soap."

by Count Vlad of Mongosteinergarten July 11, 2006

Bartolo Colon

With pure association to a Brush Back, the remains left in the bottom of the toilet, as well as floating in the water, curly brown pieces of shit and pubic hair after taking a high velocity, popping turd. Hence, looks like the skin color and hair of Major League, Cy Young award pitcher "Bartolo Colon."

After getting brushed back, I looked down and found Bartolo Colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.

by King Sulphur May 25, 2006

barstool

hangover diarrhea resulting from a hard night's drinking

the bottle of rum i drank last night gave me a raging case of barstool.

by lightonpixels September 26, 2007

Barton's

1. A disgusting, terrible, evil brand of vodka that makes Popov seem like Grey Goose.

2. The worst brand of vodka in existence

You fucking asshole! You bought Barton's for the party? No one is going to drink this shit! Get the fuck out of my house!

by Shidoshi June 1, 2010

Batool

A unit of measurement. It is roughly 5 feet in length.

The runway is 10 batools long.

by wedding001 November 29, 2011

Eleanor Barton

A girl who is amazingly beautiful, whether she believes it or not. She has awesome eyes, usually dark to match her natural hair colour. Her smile is enough to melt you like chocolate and she can be too cute for words.

She is funny, kind and caring, always trying to be friends with everyone.

She is also stupidly ticklish.

Dude, who's THAT?

Ah, that's just Eleanor Barton ;)

by The Ninja Boyfriend June 10, 2011