The Bartender

The act of pouring multiple drinks in your girlfriends anus, and butt fucking to make a mixed drink. Delicious

My ex enjoyed her vodka redbull after I pulled The Bartender on her

by Jshdja November 13, 2018

Batjew

Our lord and saviour.
www.batjew.com/forums

Batjew will hit you with his ban hammer

by Botch July 15, 2003

Bartendard

Someone who works behind a bar and has very little knowledge of their job, beer, wine, or alcohol in general.

This bartendard only charged me $2.50 for this Southern Tier Unearthly, he thought it was a Yuengling!

by 814DH May 30, 2009

Bartner

When you are bartending with someone you work very well with. Your bartending partner.
Credit to: Facebook Page, "The Angry Bartender"

My shift goes by so fast when I work with my bartner.

by The Angry Bartender September 10, 2020

Bartee

A person who spends all of their valuable time towards counting useless change. They most of the time brag about a penny being worth two more cents than usual.

You are such a bartee sometimes Gary.

by BeanMan420 January 14, 2021

sex barter system

The sex beater system is a replacement for standard currency, instead using sex in exchange for goods and services. How much each person's sex is worth would be determined by a sex grade level (or overall sexiness). Different values and forms (frontal, oral, anal or nasal) would be the equivalent of cents and dollars.

I support the usage of the sex barter system instead of paper currency.

by 91169 September 14, 2016

Clara Bartlett

Funny, cute, smart, and an amazing person in general. If you have a chance with her, you may be the most lucky person in this world. It doesn't matter whether you are a friend, crush, or even acquaintance. Long story short, be happy you even know her.

"Clara Bartlett's an amazing person"

by A PINEMAN December 19, 2018