Bartholomew

Someone who is straight and is not maidenless

Person 1: did you know that Bartholomew is straight and is not maidenless

Person 2: Ratio

by Jonathan Jeff April 11, 2022

sticky batch

A fine creamy load. Cooked up only when the mood is just right.

"i whipped up a nice sticky batch on that hoes grill this afternoon"

by samkon gado September 29, 2007

sick-batch

possessing outstanding quality or superior merit

your sneakers are sick-batch

by jonnyboy.uk August 12, 2008

The Batch

The name you give a complete dart fiend who avoids all forms of communication and life until they get a buzz off of the orange fuzz.

Kyle missed class again to smoke a dart? No wonder they call him 'The Batch'

by Asdfghjkl19 April 20, 2017

Sumptuous Micah Barich

The act of using a jumbo sized box of cosmic brownies, and mashing them in your hands. After the consistency is like diarrhea, then use as lubricant while you finger your asshole, and your partners asshole simultaneously. Then insert your penis into your partners asshole and then have anal for 5 minutes. After have her suck your cock and then make out, and use the access cosmic love Juice and rub it on her face.

I did a sumptuous micah Barich last night and I've never been happier.

by SHAMWOW Sliverin April 25, 2017

batch towell

the material used to clean jism up after the act masterbation is complete

Joe hasnt washed his batch towell in weeks

by snowowl February 14, 2006

ayden bartsch

Stunningly beautiful and charismatic. Her beauty is only matched by her intellect and sense of humor. She is confident and self assured. Every girl wants to be her and every guy wants to possess her.

Dude! That girl is so Ayden Bartsch, I feel like if I could meet her all my life's goals would be satisfied.

by Winkingthumbsupjesus January 31, 2015