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Cat on the barn door

fuck me your cat on the barn door is awful
by Anoninthebarn April 26, 2022
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BEEF BARN

A woman who will take it in ANY ORPHUS!!! Any day, any time, anywhere.
Tim and his buddies were sitting around chatting, when I heard them say "Damn, Stacy is a total BEEF BARN!! I cant believe she fucked us all in the same day!!!!"
by osubeefbarn November 15, 2009
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Costco Barn

A garage like structure made out of assemble-it-your-self pipes and a vinyl covering sold at Costco whose official purpose is to cover cars, but is more frequently used as a shade structure for events. Frequently used at Burning Man (where the nickname originated), as a bulky, hard to transport, painful to assemble, rust prone alternative to more conventional shade structures. Becomes particularly difficult if one owns more than one such barns as Costco's design changes every year and the near visually identical pieces are completely incompatible.
You'd better guy down that Costco Barn or the next dust storm is going to turn it into a raver-killing kite.
by Levanima July 27, 2010
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Alabama Barn Slammer

the act of slamming the lid of a toilet seat down upon one's testicles repeatedly
Seth was so agitated by the stupidity of those around him that he stood up, walked to the nearest rest room, lowered his pants, lifted the seat of the toilet and pulled a perfectly executed Alabama Barn Slammer.
by Sethsucks December 7, 2009
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Born in a Barn

Originally used to say "you left the door open", based on the fact that barn doors were left open by farmers to let animals in or out.

More recently, it has been used to simply indicate that a person is ignorant or uneducated as if they were brought up on a farm.
"it's really cold outside and you left the door open! were you born in a barn?"
by savageroyalty February 16, 2010
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BiM Barn

A place of debachery and rape within the Quake 3 mod Navy Seals community.
I am going to fuck Dan's goat tonight in the BiM Barn's tunnel of love!
by Thrymm December 16, 2003
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Dusty Barn

Since the convenience store was closed and there was no lube left in the tube, the only pleasure they would find was in a dusty barn.
by memphiscreep October 8, 2010
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