ass barnacle

when someone is being a really big bitch and is scared to do something.

Hit this shit man!
nah man i dont like weed
Dude your a fucking ass barnacle

by sean mcguire October 24, 2005

Barnahkalepsy

The excuse for any medical condition that prevents you from doing something.

Mom i cant go to school today, i have Barnahkalepsy.

I cant come into work today, I think i have a bad case of Barnahkalepsy

by Poguemahone317 April 10, 2010

barn widow

Is a Horse woman with a non horse husband. The spouse of the equestrian lady may as well be deceased; although actually alive, since he never appears in the barn.

Men who do not go to their wife's barn or horse events are non existent and thus their wife is called a barn widow.

by danxler November 30, 2010

barnacle run

Taking your boat out to the local watering hole with your drinking buddies, under the guise of keeping you're vessel's bottom free of barnacle growth.

Honey, I can't let the boat sit for so long, Ray and I are gonna take it out for a barnacle run.

by 2jimmy7 August 27, 2017

Barnes and Noble Restroom

A restroom where you walk in and there’s this guy in there on the phone talking about eating a Starbucks sandwich while on the toilet, so you cough to let him know your in there and he hangs up but then immediately answers another phone call (which kind of defeats the purpose but whatever) and says “hey is Richie still in jail? Can they trace it back to me” and the girl on the phone says “how the fuck should I know Jared?” And he says “I remember our history together how do I know I can trust you” and she says “I’m a lot of things Jared but a liar isn’t one of them” and he says “I CANT GO BACK TO JAIL” and then you just give up and slowly back out of the restroom

“Hey Ben I heard a lot of commotion go on in the Barnes and Noble Restroom are you ok?” “Yeah I’m fine I found a Starbucks sandwich in there so I’m no longer hungry”

by Overlord of Ducks April 5, 2021

Barnacle

An individual (or individuals) whose presence is constant, annoying, unwanted and, most of all, seemingly impossible to free oneself from. The best way to avoid a Barnacle is by way of a "Barnacle Alert," typically administered by SMS or similar technological means. This serves to warn the recipient that a Barnacle is in the area and to steer clear. Barnacles are notorious for flouting the law, so overall it's best to steer clear of them.

"Oh, man, I can't believe you got stuck with the Barnacles last night!"

"Wow! You got Barnacled last night?"

"Can you believe the Barnacles turned up tonight?"

"Who did they Barnacle this time?!"

by Jackson King May 21, 2021

BarnBobby

A BarnBobby is a small anthropomorphic parasite which inhabits the human rectum. The BarnBobby often takes the form of your dad’s face and your step mom’s face mixed together, while supporting its bulky head with spider-like appendages. These little guys can be pretty hard to expunge, usually requiring hefty loads of horse semen injections to finish the job. When jumping from an old host to a new one, they are often heard yelling, “BaarnnnnnBOBBAYY!”

“Ah brother, I’ve got another BarnBobby inside me rn.”

“Dude, I’ve never had a BarnBobby before… you think I could snag yours?!”

“I’ve got an itchy hole… can you check for BarnBobbies?”

by Rad Parker December 21, 2021