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fag badge 

A characteristic that lets you know that if a certain person is a definite fag, such as having too many pictures of oneself, watching too much Star Wars, or listening to Fall Out Boy.
Person 1: Did you see how many pictures he had of himself?
Person 2: Looks like a fag badge to me.
Person 1: You think so?
Person 2: Yeah, I see it all the time. It's a common one.
fag badge by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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Shitty-Girl Badge 

A Girlscout merit badge earned when one exhibits proficiency in being shitty towards another Girlscout. Often used as an insult.
"Thanks for hooking up with my ex-boyfriend! You've definitely earned your Shitty-Girl Badge"
Shitty-Girl Badge by Chissmoose December 6, 2006

vag badge 

To have sex with many people in one night, or when you first lose your virginity you also earn your vag badge, but it gets revoked as time passes where you arent gettin any poon, and it is still acceptable to say you earned your vag badge even if you are not a virgin and you just banged 4 chicks, you dont maintain this vag badge, because if you did, then you could never say:
"i got my vag badge tonight!"
vag badge by F Schnitzel August 26, 2007

merit badge 

Used to describe the behavior of someone engaging in some activity just to be edgier-than-thou.
She's a girl scout lesbian. Just wants to get the merit badge, rebel enough to make the parents persnickety and then declare her undying love of cock at age 22.
merit badge by dzd September 1, 2004

Douche Badge 

A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.
Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.
Douche Badge by Anonymous October 24, 2006

red badge of gayness 

A slang term used to acknowledge that someone has AIDS.
Dude, freddy mercury got pinned with the red badge of gayness.
red badge of gayness by gesis January 29, 2005

bad badge 

An extra hairy, smelly, withered non edible, yet bangable furburger.
Candy has a bad badge, so I'll skip the mowin' and get to the plowin'!
bad badge by Richie January 24, 2004