bacteria enema

when an automatic flush toilet flushes before you have a chance to finish, therefor spraying the filthy toilet water up into your ass.

guy 1 "stupid auto flush toilet gave me a bacteria enema again."
guy 2 " sick dude, better go get an STD test"
guy 1 " second time this month"

by bcbud4200 September 15, 2010

Bachelor of Cannabis

Aquired by ingesting marijuana approximately every day over the course of 4 years.

Many users of cannabis will ingest it for longer periods of time, hence persuing a cannabis degree at the Masters or PhD level.

Tim: I think it is time I rapped things up and stopped living high.

Mark: Wow are you really deciding to change? Quitter...

Tim: Ugh, I'm doing this because it's for the best of society, my family, and peers. Not because I want to. The high life is the higher life which only some individuals who have high intelligence and confidence can obtain while high.

Mark: So you're settling with only a Bachelor of Cannabis?

Tim: Yes

by Goondued November 5, 2011

Boob-Backer

1. Men who's fat forms breast-like appendages on their backs.

2. An overweight individual

"I don't think he's that fat."
"What are you talking about? Dude's a boob-backer!"

by Totalimmoral September 12, 2008

son of a bachelor

Indicating a man was of illegitimate birth as his father was not and is still not married. Not to be confused with son of a bitch where bachelor is sometimes substituted for bitch. Melvile used the phrase in Typee. Not sure if he was substituting but I was struck with the subtlety.

Well sir , I will respect your mother but you are one sorry son of a bachelor.

Greeting: What’s up you motherles sons of bachelors?

by Wikidictionarymiki February 13, 2018

Bachel

A Bachel is a person who enjoys their life, but falls in love easily. Bachels are outgoing human beings, and love to be surrounded by people. However, Bachels have a tendency to have asthma attacks when they are drunk.

Person 1: Dude, why is that girl having an asthma attack?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Bachel, she's fine.

by kaseyjojo October 9, 2010

Bacetarian

Ones who diet includes bacon, but no other meat.

I would like a bacon burger with no burger, I’m a bacetarian.

by MMelSW July 5, 2018

wet backer

A racial term for someone who swims in order to get to another country. Most commonly used towards Mexicans who swim to America, but may also refer to the Vietnamese who swim to Hong Kong during the Vietnam War to escape from Ho Chi Minh.

The wet backer has some crazy arms from all that swimming.

by Hood Da Bar August 5, 2005