Tampon attack

To loose your shit. Have a hissy fit.

"There's no carling at the pub" said Phil.
"Oh no, Garry's gonna have a tampon attack when he gets here".

by JollyGhost March 28, 2022

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Shlac Attack

When the schlac (aka the big juicy wiener) attacks, this is the act of the man ejactulating over the woman very passionately. This is what a shlac attack is :)

Girl: i love this! Right now, harder!!!!
Man: Oh my! I got a shlac attack coming for youuuuuu

by Leonsweg May 20, 2016

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Snack Attack

Someone who looks good all the time. So good they're almost unbearable to look at. And you know damn good and well they about to steal your mans.

"Ohhhhh she lookin like a snack!"

"Nah she a mother f-ing snack attack!!"

by TexasDally October 17, 2018

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When a seeming inanimate and/or stationary piece of sidewalk jumps up and hits an individual leaving a mark remarkably similar to that which would be result of falling on said sidewalk. Almost exclusively happens to heavily inebriated people very early in the morning just after the bars closed. Closely related to the attack coffee table, attack wall, attack bench attack toilet, attack door and attack light post.

Bunny: OMG!!! Bambi, what happened to your face?!?!?!?

Bambi: You won't believe this! Last night after the bars closed I was walking home with that hottie I met, the sidewalk just reared up and whacked me right in the face!!!

Bunny: No WAY!!!! Maybe you were drunk and you just fell.

Bambi: WAY!!!! I wasn't drunk and I didn't fall. I swear it was an attack sidewalk!

by OdiesRant January 29, 2010

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