fiber attack

An urgent and somewhat surprising evacuation of the bowels.

Those frosted mini wheats sure gave me one hell of a fiber attack.

by Archibald Sanisac June 21, 2008

Ryan attack

Stuttering followed by an abrupt end to a sentence by laughter

I just had a Ryan attack

by Ryan’s pal February 07, 2020

Shlac Attack

When the schlac (aka the big juicy wiener) attacks, this is the act of the man ejactulating over the woman very passionately. This is what a shlac attack is :)

Girl: i love this! Right now, harder!!!!
Man: Oh my! I got a shlac attack coming for youuuuuu

by Leonsweg May 20, 2016

Tampon attack

To loose your shit. Have a hissy fit.

"There's no carling at the pub" said Phil.
"Oh no, Garry's gonna have a tampon attack when he gets here".

by JollyGhost March 28, 2022

Tingle Attack

A tingling sensation that overwhelms you and makes you dance till you squirt.

Hes not having a seizure, thats a tingle attack.

by A_WORTHLESS_POTATO March 18, 2019

A Radish attack

A radish attack is when a red head slaps his balls across your face at night and yells “radish slap”

jim: hey did you hear what happened at the party last night?

molly: no what happened?
jim: anthony fell asleep and got a radish attack from ryan

by stellamekenize May 18, 2021

Heart Attack

When an average insecure 14-year-old white girl discovers that a really really cute, or a really ugly boy, has a crush on her.

Some cool dude: "Your cute"

Girl: "I-I think I'm having a heart attack, call an ambulance." *faints*

by an idiot defines... April 28, 2019