Asshalf

One step lower than an asswhole.

Lacking half the intelligence of a whole ass.

I’m trying to study in the library but these asshalves keep going on and on about which protein shakes make your nuts bigger.

They could t change a lightbulb to save their lives Even if this asshalf and that asshalf put their minds together.

by Saint.Grand September 30, 2019

Asshat

One who urinates on another mans truck after too many White Claws. Typically guys named Paul.

I love white claw so much, that I cannot control my urine flow. What’s this truck over here? Let me pee on it since I am an asshat

by GrandCentralLaughter October 4, 2019

Asshat

A complete moron. One who cannot contribute anything useful to a legitimate coversation. A person who is so oblivious to his/her surrounding that their head might as well be up thier fucking ass.

Ted's always butting in conversations when nobody asked his opinion. What an asshat.

by NateJ3000 January 23, 2020

Asshat

Asshat
English:
Somebody who tries to use Google or Google Maps in 1942.

Typing in how long it is to get to Germany from the United States, America is shocked as the computer tells him to "swim across the Atlantic Ocean".
Burger addict: so uh, what were we talking about?
Tea addict: that's not a question…and we were talking about Germany
Burger addict: *looks at a map of the U.S.*
Burger addict: how long will it take to get there by car?
Tea addict(annoyed): look at a world map
Burger addict: what do you mean, this is a world map!
Burger addict: fine, if you won't tell me, I'll just ask Google Maps! He'll tell me how to get there on top of how long it'll take!
Tea addict: we can't google stuff in 1942, you asshat!
Burger addict: watch how it's done, loser! Going from America..to Germany! I do what I want, biyaatch!

by idkijustlikejojo May 27, 2020

_ashamed_

cool dude that plays minecraft, please accept this

_ashamed_ is a cool dude, dude

by V01DL33S April 7, 2021

Arshaming

The action to push an individual farther to prove dominance!

Person 1: I'm bigger
Person 2: I'm bigger
Person 3: Were :Arshaming" tomorrow
person 1 & 2: I'm sorry you're bigger

by me81212 March 26, 2022

Asham

A boy who has a Big booty ass-cheeks and who is the last resort for all the females. He got no bitches but he knows deep inside the females love him. AKA Hitler.

asham: *runs*
boy1: AYOO DAMN CHECK DAT ASS
boy2: DAMNN SON
girls: WTF ITS BIGGER THAN MINE

*later that day, Asham was in their wet dreams with Aaron*

by she_lushly April 10, 2023