Ashton

the act of sucking dick

I've only known him for two minutes but i already want to ashton him.

by luv4bmw01 March 12, 2010

ashton kutcher

An ugly white-bread loser who only got famous cuz he's bangin that old chick

What's up with his retarded looking haircut anyway, makes him look like a little kid

by kelly kapowski April 17, 2005

ashtonism

the religion of ashton kutcher

- Rob wanted to become a punk'd master, so he started reading the ashtonism bible

by cords April 5, 2005

Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.

Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

ashton kutcher

Ashton is only famous for his looks. He is not funny and people that think he is funny should rot in hell.

Ashton is a fag.

by Jenny July 2, 2004

ashton kutcher

One of the worst actors ever. He can't act and all his movies/telivision shows have been flops (except that 70s show)

Ashton Kutcher is one dumb fuck

by Idiot Paranoia June 28, 2004

ashton

a bitch ass mother fucker that no one likes and is gay usually ugly

oh no its ashton

by 15789 April 26, 2017