Candy Apple

A sexual act, when a guy is having coitus with a girl and she is so wet her juices flow down his penis coating his balls with sticky vaginal secretions (like a candy apple).

She was so wet, she made a candy apple that he then put in her mouth.

by selective December 15, 2009

apple blossom

The first weekend in May when the entire town of Winchester, VA goes crazy. Vendors come out and set up carnival-style games on the Old Town Mall aka Midway. Apple Blossom is also notorious for being a drinking holdiay. There are parties everywhere and drunk people stagger around the town like nobody's business. The town sets up fireworks and there are three parades on Friday, Sturday, and Sunday. Schools close normally for a few days for an extended weekend and the Apple Blossom colors, pink and green, are everywhere. It is supposed to celebrate the blooming of the apple blossoms throughout the land...fuck that lets just get drunk.

Last year at Apple Blossom I filled my camelback with beer and walked around all day on Midway with friends playing ridiculious carnival games.

by Se7enEi8htNi9e April 5, 2009

Apple polishing

rubbing the sensitive head after orgasmn, driving victim insane

After he had cum, she keep apple polishing.

by treater July 12, 2009

bone apple tea

When you're retarded and try to act like you're fancy before eating.

Katie: "This food looks great!"
Retarded Ass "I made it just for you. Bone Apple tea!"
*You didn't get a second date.

by UnPC4All2C January 19, 2017

the apple never falls far from the tree

Statement made to infer that one is invariably similar to their parents. Often used negatively or ironically.

1: I heard that Jake is on drugs.
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.

1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....

1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!

by MrKapper December 3, 2005

Apple Fanboy

An advocate of Apple/Mac products.

Tyler is such an Apple Fanboy he would buy an iToaster if Apple sold toasters!

by tdurd January 2, 2012

Mcdonalds apple pies

The apple pies that come from the fast food chain mcdonalds. Typically they are two for 99cents and people buy them to eat one and have sex with the other.

Tony got two Mcdonalds apple pies and one was to eat and the other was for his meat.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004