Amish Dick

When you have sex with a guy thinking he will be great in bed but instead he’s boring and fails to perform.

Susie: “Did you end up going home with that hot guy from the club last night?

Jenny: “Yeah but he had that Amish dick. Wasn’t even worth it”

by Spitting Glitter November 22, 2016

Amishfuck

The act of witnessing something so horrific it can only be compared to an Amish fucking.

That gentleman's face is quite an Amishfuck.

by dizz-a-le January 18, 2009

Amish Egg Yolk

When a man breaks an egg open on his penis and uses the egg yolk as a masturbatory lubricant, which is meant to resemble the fashion in which amish people churn butter.

I just ran out of lotion yesterday, so today I had to perform an amish egg yolk on myself.

by analbutt69 May 2, 2012

Amish Bubble Blower

Ok Ok its when you are eating a girl out and you blow as hard as possible into the kooter.

Last night i gave your mom an Amish Bubble Blower

by Amish 69 May 14, 2005

amish beauty

while engaging in sex with a woman, the male removes his penis just before ejaculation, and utilizing a donkey punch knocks the girl unconscious. While the girl is out, the male ejaculates on her face, then shaves her pubic hair. He then takes the pubic shavings and sprinkles them on her face. The shavings, stuck on by the cum, form a beard similar to that worn by amish women.

"I thought your mom would be into an amish beauty, but when she woke up she was pretty pissed about having a beard.

by Tex in the house October 26, 2005

Amish friendship bread

a hoax foisted upon unsuspecting, well-meaning, liberal, suburbanites by the Ziploc company; which distributes instructions for reproducing a sweet yeast bread culture requiring the utilization of multiple large Ziploc bags, depending upon an unreasonably romantic notion of the pure goodness of rural Amish folk, and spread by the directive that this virus be passed on to four friends in the fashion of an email virus.

"My best friend at work just gave me a Ziploc bag full of squishy yeast with instructions for making Amish friendship bread-- what the heck am I supposed to do with this?"

by Zaaah McKaah January 17, 2009

amish pimp

The amish pimp is in charge of gathering all the amish women in his community that no man wants to marry and pimps them in the local village brothels for a profit.

He has a large beard, wears a big asmish hat and a sheep wool coat. All his hookers ride around his pimped out buggy with a blue grass band sorround system in the back.

The amish pimp is not a man to bargain with when it comes to his ho's. He represents Madison County Hustling inc.

by topmountain October 1, 2010