Alberto

A male of hispanic decent. Is a funny relaxed guy that likes to get the attention of not one but many females. Though Alberto may seem like a player or tool he is a faithful fun loving character who will never cheat. He may sometimes come off as a douche bag but inside he is probably the most sensitive and loving guy you will meet. He says a lot of random stuff and only wants people to like him.

Guy 1: There he goes acting like a tool again..
Guy 2: Yeah, if only people knew who Alberto ACTUALLY is.

by Michelle2 February 13, 2012

Amber

Beautiful, adorable girl always makes you smile when You don't want to smile at all. If your friends with her your Lucky and if you aren't than your a very stupid person and should meet her.

Person 1 "omg who is that she is so pretty
Person 2 " that's just Amber"

by The anon truth teller November 2, 2014

albert fish

From the 1910s to 1930s,a serial killer,child molester and cannibal.He has two confirmed dead victim and a boy he stabbed in a park in 1910.He murdered,molested and ate 10 year old Grace Budd and 4 year old Billy Gaffney.He is also known as the Gray Man,Werewolf of Wysteria,the Brooklyn Vampire and the Boogeyman. Werewolf of Wysteria comes from Grace Budd's murder where he killed and ate her at the old Wysteria house. The Brooklyn Vampire comes from Gaffney's murder when Fish drank his blood.He is the most deranged killer in history.Ed Gein's crimes are manslaughter compared to Fish's horrific acts.He also has 2 other victims from Hong Kong.

Another definition is a sick molesting killer fuck who likes children for sex and eating them.

Def 1: Albert Fish is the most disturbing recorded killer ever.

Def 2: Mark is a total Albert Fish

by YAJer December 22, 2009

Alberta

The Texas of the North

Oil, cows, and redneck politicians? But cold? Must be Alberta.

by Echelon September 9, 2005

Amber Alert

A message that conveys information about a recently missing or abducted person, usually displayed on electronic signs positioned along roadways. This message is broadcast by mass media, intended to enlist the public's help in finding the abducted person and often in catching the abductor.

It is an acronym for "America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response"

It was named in honor of 9 year old Amber Hagerman, who was abducted and murdered.

Lady: did you hear about elizabeth smart?
Man: No, who's that?
Lady: She was abducted, i heard about it on the news.
Trucker: She's right. There's an Amber Alert on her, i saw the broadcast along I-80 this morning.
Man: oh.

by g-diggity June 1, 2006

Alberta

As close to being American as a Canadian can get.

What do you mean Cletus is from Alberta? I thought he was a Texan!

by Transuranic Arquebus January 23, 2019

Bleach Blonde Amber

A typical no brained slutty blonde with no moral values. She lives off of her parents, they raise her daughter. She is easy, loose and has long nasty wizard sleeves. Don't let the cleavage fool y'all, those big things hang and have sausage nips. Eeeeewww!

That dumb snatch is a bleach blonde amber!

by Phat Dick Nick December 15, 2016