Amazon crab

A person that doesn't go outside and would rather purchase items online then go drive to the store. They also work from home and just don't want to go outside
"We get 7 packages a day because my parents are Amazon crabs."
by B agave G March 20, 2020
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amazon special

Similar to the Ebay special in that the item is of cheap quality and most likely reverse engineered and reproduced by inferior manufacturers with lower quality materials and procedures.
"Dude, I found me the Amazon Special! A racing steering wheel for only $50.00!? PLACE ORDER!" *Wheel bends and flexes and next thing, you're in the ditch*. In most cases you get what you pay for. IT it looks to good to be true, it MOST LIKELY IS. Buy reputable name brand products so you don't waste time and money dealing with knockoffs and then buying the real deal after you learned your lesson.
by Crish K March 23, 2016
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amazonic

Adj. Tall, strong, confident woman.

Like an Amazonian.
She towered above the others with her Amazonic presence.
by Toodles66 September 29, 2017
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amazon prime and recline

The ghetto version of "Netflix and chill." As in, when two people get together to fuck under the guise of watching a movie, however, neither is a subscriber to Netflix but rather to its less popular wannabe counterpart, Amazon Prime Instant Video
Aaron:Hey babe wanna Netflix and Chill

Emma:Hell No!

Aaron:How about Amazon Prime and Recline
Emma:Oh sure!

Aaron:*grabs lube*
by UKnowWhoIAm November 08, 2015
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Amazon shut in

A person who has no reason to leave the house, bathe, shave, or even change their clothes because that purchasable in life, which would normally take errands--and the social hygiene associated with same--can be ordered to their front door step from that "internet rain forest" which has all.
Dude, the dog smells better than you. When was the last time you showered?!

Dude: I think it was some time back in the "modem days" dude, I'm not sure! I'm an Amazon shut in!
by ribick November 21, 2019
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Amazon Music

Music streaming platform founded by Amazon.com, Inc.
I'm going to listen to Amazon Music.
by Dictionary0003 May 21, 2022
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Amazon hangover

When you wake up in the morning and have no idea what you bought last night in Amazon and regret half of it once you find out.
The Amazon hangover is real. I spent over $100 last night
by Robot0 October 11, 2023
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