Amazon Bonus Plan

When you work for Amazon and they force you and all the other employees to celebrate being the lowest cost center. While they cut all overtime, that employees all count on , so the Site lead can get a huge bonus.

Hey man, I have to get a second job to feed my kids because of this lovely Amazon Bonus Plan!

by Amazonsux October 15, 2023

AMAZON ISLANDS CANCELLATION

When AMAZON WHOLE FOODS AND THE POLICE AGENCIES set up ROCK FEVER.

Now obviously STANFORD doesn't want you as they say in. BURLINGTON GAME as the convenience to WHOLE FOODS MARKET to TONGA , FIJI, MELANASIA just didn't PAN OUT as the ELDER ABUSE FRAME ANAL ALAN well this TONGA DUDE who made up a nonsense CHINESE WORD NAME LANG TU failed to not only extinguish the receipt to me but the ...ADULT CYAN IDE GA ME the card I picked "I AM A PIECE OF SHIT" KEVIN NISHITA " was SAN JOSE MEDIA MURDERED..plus the two bottles of PEDIALYTE as he kept them after I said there would be repercussions for ruining my TARGET MERCHANDISE AND SUITCASES Later YOGI from FIGI at the STANFORD HOTEL and the PENULTIMATE EVENT that all parties arrangement have him UNION CITY but due to this happening AMAZON has DECIDED TO STOP SELLING THAT GAME AT THEIR BOOKSTORES and ANDY JASSY has decided to send CHOP SHOP VILE CUMT plus has decides AMAZON ISLANDS CANCELLATION is in order.

by DISTRAUGHT August 15, 2022

Amazon Corset Complex

The Amazon Corset Complex is the mass production of clothing meant to be alternative but are made so cheaply that they either fall apart quickly, or aren't what they were advertised to be.

Person 1: "Eek! My rings are turning my fingers green!"
Person 2: "That sucks, where did you get them?"
Person 1: "Shein and Temu." :(
Person 3: "Damn, another victim of the Amazon Corset Complex."

by comfi September 28, 2024

amazon

the internet website that people use way to much ._.

person 1: hey are go going to buy something from amazon?
person 2: yeah!

by MixJ June 11, 2018

netflix and amazon

Netflix and chill with anal

Oh I can't wait until jem comes so we can netflix and amazon

by JekNienhdubd April 17, 2016

Amazon Queen

1. Queen of the Amazon Girls Tribe
2. Strong female warrior/leader/ DA BOSS
3. A sexual lioness
4. Someone who spends too much time shopping on Amazon

The leader of our group is like an AMAZON QUEEN.
She is an AMAZON QUEEN in bed.
SHE BE DA AMAZON QUEEEEENNNNN.

by Azule Skye April 7, 2018

amazonable

A business or industry in which the Amazon company, because of their financial resources, economies of scale and shipping capabilities, could easily enter and sell the products at a lower price and ship them faster than existing companies in that industry.

Because it is expensive and not easy to ship sheets of plywood and drywall like it is books and other small products, home improvement businesses like Home Depot and Lowe's are not easily Amazonable. Amazon {business online shopping Cyber Monday

by Octotrader February 10, 2018