Amazon shut in

A person who has no reason to leave the house, bathe, shave, or even change their clothes because that purchasable in life, which would normally take errands--and the social hygiene associated with same--can be ordered to their front door step from that "internet rain forest" which has all.

Dude, the dog smells better than you. When was the last time you showered?!

Dude: I think it was some time back in the "modem days" dude, I'm not sure! I'm an Amazon shut in!

by ribick November 21, 2019

Amazon slaves

Amazon slaves are the people who work for the Amazon delivery service and package, known for their slavery like work hours and the lack of labour rights, in fact they are more like slaves than workers.

Wow those Amazon slaves I felt pity of them

by Hippoliver August 10, 2022

amazon roulette

When you've been drinking, buy things on Amazon, forgot you bought things while drinking, and random items show up at your house.

Apparently I played amazon roulette the other night because I have no idea what the boxes on my doorstep are.

by mooyo June 4, 2016

Amazon Threesome

A threesome involving three women. Bonus points if they are all tall and muscular.

"Change the subject Stan."

"I don't know why you're so opposed to it. I wanna see an Amazon Threesome live, is that so wrong?"

"They're my sisters Stan!"

by Sassy Sass April 18, 2015

Amazon Prime

Synonym for ‘super amazing’, it’s more than just amazing.

The food was okay, but the view was Amazon Prime!

by Lexiconcious November 28, 2021

Amazon Roulette

When you order a product from Amazon but you don't know whether you'll get the brand-named product or a cheap knock-off because Amazon mixes both products together under the same SKU at the warehouse.

Alice: Damn! I payed full price for these AK Army camouflage pants but what I got was some cheap quality Chinese knock-off.

Bob: That's what happens when you play Amazon Roulette. Anyone can start an FBA business so you really never know what you'll get until it arrives.
Alice: Good to know.

by Watchful Bob February 23, 2022

Amazon Prime & Hypeness

(the opposite of 'Netflix & Chill') Going to a female's house or taking a female to your house and watch action movies that will ultimately trigger your energy, adrenaline, and vivacity to the point you find yourself narrating the dialogue and/or imitating what you see. You'll be so deep in your zone that neither of you are thinking about snuggling or getting intimate with each other.

"Baby girl I ain't for all that "love potion" shit. If you like lets go to my crib and indulge ourselves in a little Amazon Prime & Hypeness. I got plenty of superhero movies and martial arts flicks. I ain't setting the mood with no champagne or dim lights. I got cookies and cream, brownies, kool-aid and cranberry juice. Sound good?

by The Coolest Introvert December 7, 2021