the turtleneck affect

the turtleneck affect is when any man buys a turtle neck, once a man puts a turtle neck on he will start using lotion,washing his hands,getting his nails done,doing his eyebrows, etc. fellas if you see a man wearing a turtle neck do not hesitate to take that shit off of him. the prime example of the turtleneck affect is drake.

hey man, have you seen that john has been using lostion ever since he bought that turtleneck?
yeah bro it’s the turtleneck affect

what’s that?
the turtleneck affect is when a guy buys a turtleneck and he starts washing his hands,using lotion etc.

by bigdawgmike August 17, 2021

Affected

Popularised by the UK TikTok star Chelsea Lee Art, Being Affected means that a situation, event or person has led someone to become annoyed, upset or angry, similar to being “triggered”.

“i said she had a big nose, she was so affected” or “you know you’re wrong, get affected” or ”i lost the bet, im so affected.

by smallwhitedog123 November 3, 2023

The Gyarados Affect

When a person who originally is unattractive ages/hits puberty and is transformed into a sexy beast.
Originates from Pokemon, when a weak Magikarp evolves and becomes a powerful Gyarados.

Jane: Did you hear about Brian moving back to town?
Karen: Yeah! I never imagined he'd go through puberty so well and get so HOT!
Jane: I know! The Gyarados Affect worked so well on him!

by Wet Noodle Bandit June 4, 2015

makeup affect

Makeup makes a girl prettier but usually the more makeup the stupidity gets larger

Yeah she's an example of the makeup affect

by Forty-nine May 1, 2016

swell of affection

boner

boner is a swell of affection

by miss clarkesradio February 1, 2018

Fetsch Affect

The Fetsch effect as described in the dictionary is when someone thinks they are so high and mighty that they begin to treat everyone like shit and think they are “up” when in reality it is opposite, they are down

Mary has been acting strange lately I think she might have the Fetsch Affect

by CSmith29 October 11, 2023

Now that it affects the YouTube freaks

NOOOOOW it's a problem!

Hym "Now that it affects the YouTube freaks it's a BIG PROBLEM and we gotta do something, QUICK! Right? Because they sat there while my brain was being eaten by an infection but NOW... THEY might die early. ME die early? Fine. THEY die early? It's a really big problem and we need the politicians to do something about it immediately or the YouTube retards are going to die! Ooooh noooo!"

by Hym Iam September 15, 2025