Bob From Accounting

The most average office worker douche bag. The type of guy whose mediocrity makes you cringe.

Bob From Accounting really put down a ton of JaegerBombs at the company party and started going on about how U2 is the most important band of our time.

by PMGen February 9, 2009

nighttime accountant

prostitute

"She's raking in the dough working as a nighttime accountant."

by 80cats January 26, 2009

Accountabilibuddy

A friend of accountability. Someone you trust who is close enough to tell you that you are doing something wrong, but does so with gentleness, love and respect.

Me: Hey, Accountabilibuddy! We should try this!
You: No, we shouldn't and here's why.
Me: Okay. I trust your judgment.
You: Lets do this instead.
Me: Sounds good. Thanks for keeping me on the right track.
You: Anytime.

by Thessalonica January 15, 2011

Accountant

An incredibly clever person who earns too much money each year

After 5 or more years, the average annual salary for a chartered accountant in business rises to £90,200, with an average yearly bonus of £20,600.

by Envious Broke Teen December 5, 2017

accountability co-worker

A coworker who tallies up how much money you spend on lattes and lunch, then makes the assumption you must make 10k more than them. When in reality your disposable income is in direct correlation to how many dependents you have not or lack of lexus sized car payment.

Wow, you are drinking another latter... that's the fifth one this week. I am saving up for my kids braces. I wish I could have a latte everyday. "I guess you are my accountability co-worker... You are right I should stop drinking lattes, going out to lunch and taking birth control so I can live your dream lifestyle of fun infertility."

by floorfly November 15, 2010

Accuntability

Taking responsibility for the actions of one's dirtay vajayjay.

Denise: I fucked ten ponies last night.

Thad: Bitch, you needsta take some accuntability fo' yo' self.

by Cuntgratulations! April 9, 2010

Set-up Account

Fandom Twitter slang, A setup account is a profile created by another fandom made to make another fandom look bad. The fake profile will generally tweet out offensive stuff.

“Did you see that (fandom name) account that made 9/11 jokes?”

“Yeah, I think that was a set-up account.”

by Han”IClappedLeia’sCheeks” Solo February 4, 2021