Person 1 : want to go have coffee tonight at tims?
Person2 : not tonight, the alberta dipshits are having a regard fest there.
Person2 : not tonight, the alberta dipshits are having a regard fest there.
by Donteatthat June 17, 2018
a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)
the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“
by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 18, 2024
The sexual act of dipping crackers, vegetables, chips, etc. into your sexual partners bumhole to derive pleasure from her/him and to use the feces as dip for said crackers, vegetables, chips, etc.
Jaylen: Dude I tried the dipshit on my new girlfriend last night, it tasted nasty but she was moaning.
Ryan: Its an acquired taste man. I tried that recently with some carrots but they got stuck in her ass.
Jaylen: Nasty wtf, u must be bad at dipshitting. Also why would you use vegetables, crackers are the way to go.
Ryan: Well crackers break easier, plus I'm a vegan so I've got a veggie fetish
Jaylen: What the actual hell, this is the first I've heard of this.
Ryan: Its an acquired taste man. I tried that recently with some carrots but they got stuck in her ass.
Jaylen: Nasty wtf, u must be bad at dipshitting. Also why would you use vegetables, crackers are the way to go.
Ryan: Well crackers break easier, plus I'm a vegan so I've got a veggie fetish
Jaylen: What the actual hell, this is the first I've heard of this.
by Boku No Rico September 05, 2016
a nickname of a youtuber that pretends to be the good guy but steals your e-girlfriend behind the scenes.
"I remember when Josh used to be so humble when growing on youtube. Now he's nothing but a Dipshit Misfit ever since he cucked James Charles in PAX.
by Garbage Asian April 05, 2020
the dipshit blitz is when you pull a coat over somebody's head in a fight and punch them in the face until they get knocked out
by Screech16 February 19, 2023
by CtrlK July 06, 2023