step above a cardboard box

(n.) 1. A domicile that is undersized, uncared for, and in a general state of disrepair unbecoming for human habitation (i.e. a drug den or a cheap slob's apartment). 2. An abandoned or condemned building.

1)
Man 1: "Did you hear Tony's out of the pokey and he's already back on the sauce?"

Man 2: "Yeah the bastard called me, but when I went to walk in and smelled the stench, I wasn't about to hang out at that step above a cardboard box."

2)
Bum 1: "I'm finally off these filthy streets."

Bum 2: (sarcastically) "Listen to Richie Rich over here. 'I'm so special. I'm living in a step above a cardboard box.' Oooh. Well I guess you're better than me now, aren't ya?"

by T.C. "The Chad" December 4, 2007

Dick in a popcorn box

Wen ur at the movies or at u house watchon a movie u cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box so wen go girl go 2 grab popcorn she grabs yo junk

Last nite I tricked my girl while watching friday by making a dick in a popcorn box

by Tyr0n3555 February 21, 2010

A Cardboard-Box

The WEST SIDE commonly refers to as a dancing spot.

Break out A Cardboard-Box... I've got my dancing shoes on.

by xXxTaZiAxXx September 20, 2005

slug in a money box

When your cock isn't up to it and it resembles a slug but you try to stuff it in anyway and the receiving hole is tight. Like the opening coin slot on a money box.

"Hey Colin did you get laid last night?"
"Yeah bruv, me cock wasn't interested though so it was like sticking a slug in a money box"

by Bixadon December 15, 2017

A Cardboard-Box

a southern poor person's home that lives up in them there mountains.

Jess lives in a cardboard box with her dog and her deer named buckie.

by poohie November 12, 2003

a serious box of kleenex tissues

its when someone has got SERIOUS ISSUES n r just completely weird as fuck, with no care or even realise what they say or do is funny but strange

oh my god how funny was emma lastnight, shes off her her head, shes mad! she comes out with some fucked up shit dunt she!
yea she aint all there in the head, she was well makin me laugh she was just doin weird shit, yea shes always like that though isnt she! yea shes got a serious box of kleenex tissues mate!

by SAMANTHA AND NICOLA November 15, 2006

a soup box

A pony-like character that makes booty calls on a regular basis.

A soup box boyfriend
aka mike

by mec586 December 28, 2007