You're Just Jealous! 

What delusional fucks use when people insult their favourite band/artist. Very common among Jonas Brothers' fangirls. They refuse to acknowledge the fact that people hate their "beloved" Jonas Brothers so in denial they say "You're just jealous!". Oh really? I am certain you also hate stuff like lets say heavy metal bands so does it make you jealous of them? Morons.

Guy: Jonas Brothers' suck!

Girl: OMFG! You're just jealous!

Guy: Why the fuck would I be jealous? I listen to real music like Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, The Beatles, Nirvana and more.

Girl: OMFG those bands are like the worst in history.

Guy: You hate them but are you jealous of them?

Girl: No!

Guy: Then retarded bitch, how am I suppose to be jealous of the Jonas Brothers?

You're Just Jealous! by Person With Logic November 7, 2009

you're cool 

sacastic way of telling someone that they dont care and to stop bragging about something they did.

girl: OMG i was so drunk last night! and i fucked some random guy haha i wassss soooooooo fucked!"
boy: YOU'RE COOL!

you're cool by chanelbabycakes March 7, 2010

you're fired 

Shows that your services are no longer required; the catch-phrase of Donald Trump from "The Apprentice."

Donald Trump wants to trademark this phrase; talk about slick marketing.

you're fired by cevikes March 30, 2004

You're adopted! 

A comeback without much reason behind it besides random shock/bewilderment value. It is similar in usage to "You're Face!" or other random things that can be said as a comeback.

NOTE: This comeback is however tricky to use as saying it to a person who IS indeed adopted would be in very bad taste.

NOTE: This term is best used to friends or people you know are not adopted.

Person #1: "I don't understand why you would do that. That has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard of a person doing!"

Person #2: "Shut up, you're adopted!"

Person #1: I am adopted, you monster!

Person #1: Oh! Well... I... uh...

You're adopted! by TheLightDreamer June 29, 2012

you're fired 

What Vince McMahon has been saying not only before, but also much cooler than Donald Trump.

Stone Cold Steve Austin, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!

you're fired by rockhard July 22, 2007

You're a racist 

"You're a racist!" is the defense immediately spewed by any and all politically correct people when someone criticizes a non-white person.

Rational, thinking person: I can't believe we might have to pay for the free education of people that came into this country illegally.

Liberal: You're a racist!

You're a racist by Comic Nut January 8, 2011

You're Winner! 

A popular phrase that originates from BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING. Another form of it can be used as an adjective: WINNER.

1: Wow! This game, BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING, is so WINNER! With its WINNER graphics, physics, soundtrack, difficulty, and gameplay!

2: YOU'RE WINNER!

You're Winner! by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006