Yoga-ing

The act of doing yoga moves in random places such as the grocery store, the mall, ect. Related to the new trends such as coning.

Ted was doing some intense yoga-ing in the ice-cream isle.

by Yoga-ing starter #1 August 2, 2011

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

Yogurt Kid

A person who walks around with yogurt stains on them, often a weirdo

Yo Aaron did you see that yogurt kid at lunch.

by MakMak007 November 14, 2020

cunt yogurt

1. The creamy white substance found in the cunt. Often semen or female ejaculation.

2. An insult comparing someone to only half a set of chromosomes.

1. Zach ate lots of cunt yogurt today.

2. Zach, you stupid sack of cunt yogurt.

by awdforcedinduction July 1, 2007

Albuquerque Yogurt

Any food/drink, preferably yogurt, that has been tainted by semen from the person not eating/drinking the substance.

When he went to the kitchen, I asked Jeremy to grab me a beer but I think he may have turned it into an Albuquerque yogurt when I wasn't looking because it tasted the way Ben's breath smells.

by ZeeLeader October 7, 2011

Yoga Flame

A great phrase to shout while doing a driveby, it is customary to follow it with "YOGA FIRE!"

"Shit son, it's those niggas from the club, get down!"
*gunfire*
"YOGA FLAME!"

by TFE February 20, 2007

yogarection

The physical sensation one feels after experiencing a reality-altering yoga class.

I had a huge yogarection during shavasana, I had no idea yoga like that even existed.

by ratco April 19, 2015