Reikbelieve

Pretending to believe someone who espouses the healing powers (or any powers) of Reiki so you don't have to tell them that they are completely full of shit.

Dude 1: My girlfriend gave me another Reiki handjob last night, I'm dying
Dude 2: Can't she tell it doesn't work?
Due 1: I'm good at playing reikbelieve

by ratco April 19, 2015

yogarection

The physical sensation one feels after experiencing a reality-altering yoga class.

I had a huge yogarection during shavasana, I had no idea yoga like that even existed.

by ratco April 19, 2015

Facebook jihad

A pissed off rant on Facebook aimed at nobody in particular but at everyone who will listen.

When Amy discovered her forsythia bushes were cut back by an upset neighbor she went on Facebook jihad to educate the neighborhood about the wrong done.

by ratco June 15, 2015