sticky widget

(stik-EE widge-ET, likely American)

Contradiction or intellectual impasse. A corruption of the phrase sticky wicket, describing a tricky situation in the game of cricket. The substitution of widget for wicket suggests a substitution of a more familiar word given most Americans' ignorance of the game.

see also sticking point, widget.

Dick: "I wonder which holds greater cosmic import -- the ontology of giraffes or Polynesian linguistics."

Jane: "What a sticky widget. Let's go get some Burger King."

by ignor July 18, 2005

batty wedge

the buldge at the back of someones head

craig has a huge batty wedge

by con boy December 4, 2011

Veg Out With My Wedge Out

1. The act in which to enjoy an outing of golf.

2. The act in which you receive oral sex while golfing.

"Lets go bro, I'm ready to veg out with my wedge out!"

"Hey baby, lets go by those bushes. I am ready to veg out with my wedge out."

by Golf-Pro641128 February 8, 2010

Last Mohican Fedge Wedge

While watching a bad movie you shove a fedged penis into a butthole and an indian comes out

The alternative to having babies is to give birth anally to a full grown indian man by using the last mohican fedge wedge

by thebootsybeast November 12, 2010

widget

another word for a vagina, a pussy,

laura would you like to lick my widget?!?!

by jellaram August 12, 2007

wadge badger

pork sword, spam javelin, beef bayonet, cock, trouser snake. commoly known as a penis.

"Hi Fred, what did you and that ugly bitch get up to last night then?"

"I inserted my wadge badger into that whore!"

"HAHAHA!"

by Alex Thomas....... July 3, 2006

wedgetarian

A person who only cosumes food in wedge form and will refuse to eat anything not cut into a wedge. He will eat things like potato wedges, apple wedges, pea wedges, or burger wedges.

John only eats potato wedges, and is therefore a wedgetarian.

by mfsk February 14, 2010