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Pie wrappering

Pie wrappering is a life style. It is mainly used in the trucking world but has made its way into everyday use.

While on a long haul truck adventure, the driver finds himself becoming bored behind the wheel. Starts to browse instagram girls, one thing leads to another and he begins to crank down behind the wheel while driving. To save a messy gravy stroke clean up, the driver inserts his coozer into one of the many empty pie wrappers, performs his coup de grace into the wrapper. Saving himself a clean up.

Truckers have also begun to swap the second use pie wrappers when they meet up at truck stops.

It is unsure why they do this, maybe to compare load size, or a quick protein hit prior to getting amongst a pie wrapper session. One can only speculate.
“Hey big John, can I get a copy?”
“Go for Big John!”
“Copy, running late for the deadline, pie wrappering blow out. Be there asap.”
“Copy that, I’ve got a couple of packed aged wraps for the swap.”
“10-4 good buddy
by Puta Pendejo December 11, 2024
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mix candy wrappers

1. a sexual act wherein multiple males ejaculate into condoms and pass them along in a rotation pattern. It's kind of like telephone, but thought to be mostly gay.
Mark, Rick, and Steve are coming over for Halloween; we're going to mix candy wrappers and engage in various other homosexual acts.
by beefquesadilla September 25, 2009
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wrapped up like an onion

to be wearing many layers of clothes.
by golly it was a cold day today! i was wearing so many clothes i was wrapped up like an onion!!!
by ski0058 January 1, 2010
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Wrapped Burrito

When Lady Tamara gets desperate that she will use all available orifice to engulf his penis like a Wrapped Burrito.
She's desperate for his account! A whole Wrapped Burrito!
by EVVONYY October 31, 2017
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Wrapped round the axle

The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.
Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.

Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*

Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi

I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.
by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019
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Wrapped around my finger

SFW phrase, used to explain fingering someone.
We went to the movies and I had her wrapped around my finger.
by Grayscale hero November 26, 2019
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Wrapped like a mummy

When you’re shaft is inside of a condom
NO, she doesn’t need Plan B, my shit was wrapped like a mummy
by Callmedaddy42 December 4, 2020
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