fruit hockey

when you’re in the gym shower and guys are smacking their penises against other guys testicles, as the dick is the stick and the loins are the puck

rodney: bro i heard you and coach have been playing fruit hockey

horace: only a lil bit my jit

by lildog776 November 17, 2022

Wood Hockey

the act of two or more men slapping their cocks together.

hey terry, wanna go upstairs and play a few rounds of wood hockey?

by duke1776 April 23, 2008

Hockey boys

Hot af, as long as they don't have a mullet

Bestie: "Hockey boys are so hot"
Me: " True, but most of them have ugly ass mullets"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

Floor Hockey

A "sport" played in middle school gym classes and the special Olympics. No really, look it up.

"They're doing floor hockey in gym, I wish I had a broken ankle or something"

by Julius Sezuire March 16, 2014

bull hockey

Use this when you want to call B.S. on something someone says ( useful in a work environment ). It's a combination of "bull shit" and the phrase "horse hockey" ( which also means "nonsense" ).

I'm sorry but what you're saying is just bull hockey.

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Hockey Gay

When Hockey guys act gay with their best friends

but they are the complete opposite of gay

I think hes Gay!

No hes just hockey gay

by random editior January 3, 2013

Hockey Fight

Making the ugly girl your about to have sex with put on a hockey jersey and nothing else. So during you can pull the jersey over her head like in a hockey fight and go to town.

Chase: I heard you slept with that girl with the screwed up nose?

Kyle: Haha ya I didn't notice it, i had a hockey fight with her.

by Fletcher F. Fletcher March 3, 2009