Nikolas Wheeler

A person who jerks of to gay porn and licks used condoms

Typically drinks cum and smells like anal
Dad: Nikolas Wheeler, stop licking my condoms

Nikolas Wheeler: Please, dad I'm horny
by Dicklover569 October 19, 2017
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Haley Wheeler

The name I’ve unknowingly waited for my entire life.
Them: “If you could take any last name in the world, who would you take it from?”

Me: “Easy, either Wheeler will do.”

Haley Alise Wheeler is the only name I can see etched on my grave.

“That girl just pulled a Haley Wheeler”
by Haleymotherfuckingalise November 24, 2021
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Jessica wheeler

Jessica wheeler is fucking hott damn
by Benjmain September 19, 2021
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The Dundalkian 4 wheeler

a man drops on all fours with a double sided dildo in his ass and his girlfriend scissors his from behind
Oh you'll never believe this I caught Dalton and Tammy doing The Dundalkian 4 Wheeler behind Jimmy's Seafood.
by Johnny Slim November 16, 2023
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Gay Wheeler

When you mispronounce Jay Wheeler.
Yesterday, I saw Gay Wheeler playing with balls.
-You mean Jay Wheeler?
What's the difference?
by Crazy 1azy April 08, 2022
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Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show, deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.
Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.
by tedlover890 July 02, 2022
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