Western Dream

When you wake up during a wet dream, and your little guy is still shooting.

guy 1: Man, I had a western dream this morning!
guy 2: You dreamt about cowboys and indians?
guy 1: No dude, I wwas dreaming about banging your mom, and I woke up and my little guy was still shooting

by the real John Wang September 20, 2011

Westerbation

The excessive need for attention and the extreme ability to waste time in an obnoxious manner

Hey quit westerbating we're trying to focus here. He suffers from Westerbation

Your westerbating again huh, I seen you side chatting again.

Oh you get a violation, you must have been westerbating.

by Sweetstud801 August 11, 2014

Western Shootout

When you are having sex with a girl, and your friend is having sex with a different girl in the same room and your trying to see who will last longer before orgasm

Last night my friend and I had a western shootout with two girls, and I lost.

by Jvd6385 January 6, 2018

Western ass

To have an ass that is big enough to fill a saddle

Damn Jake look shes got a big western ass

by Seamn November 18, 2018

Wasteman

A somali light skin with a high top

Adam is a wasteman

by Somali pirate September 21, 2021

western pull out

Pull out and finish in her cowboy boots.

Charlie did a western pull out to his new girlfriend and she left him when she had to buy new boots.

by Kansas Wyoming October 27, 2022

roasted western

Bring one cup of feces and one cup urine to a boil in a medium sauce pan and let simmer on medium heat while receiving a blow job. Right before ejaculation, throw the scalding mixture onto the females tits.

"Margie's breast are real gross since Stu gave her the roasted western"

by catarack November 10, 2015