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San Francisco Wedding 

A two-pair poker hand in which two queens or two kings are present. San Francisco is often generalized as having many homosexual individuals and being on the forefront of gay marriage; thus, having two queens, or "women", or two kings, or "men", creates a gay "wedding/marriage" and a San Francisco Wedding.
Joe, Sarah, Bob, and Anna are playing poker.

Joe: "I'll see your $20 and raise you $50"
Sarah: "I call. I've got a San Francisco Wedding."
Bob: "What's a San Francisco Wedding?"
Anna: "A two-pair with queens or kings, Bob. I've got a full house, though. PWN!"
San Francisco Wedding by dghul July 11, 2009

Dirty Wedding 

A Dirty Wedding is when two heroine addicts use the same needle. In a sense they're wedding each other, connecting for life, sharing deseases. Till death do the part.
They only had one needle; Mike used it first, then Jasmine; they had a dirty wedding. Mike has aids, now Jasmine has aids.
Dirty Wedding by Cubanb May 16, 2014

Eiffel Tower Wedding Party 

A french surrealist one-act play that takes place on the first platform of the Eiffel tower, including characters such as an ostrich and a living camera. Written by Jean Cocteau in 1921. Watching it is highly considered an alternative to doing acid/LSD.
Drug Dealer: Hey Kevin, you back for some more acid?
Kevin: Hell no, man! I'm seeing Eiffel Tower Wedding Party tomorrow night!

bosnian wedding 

when the girl of your dreams tells you she is going overseas to visit a dying relative, but is actually going to get secretly married.
Hey dude, did you hear about Rob? His girl did the Bosnian Wedding on his ass and now he is locked up in the mental home!
bosnian wedding by younggb May 29, 2011

facebook wedding 

When on facebook.com you make your relationship status married. You and the person your married to have agreed to a facebook wedding.
Adam and Annie have agreed to a facebook wedding.
facebook wedding by Ttam Gollub September 30, 2006

The Wedding Ring. 

To clean out your foreskin and throw the nasty in a girls mouth.
Hey man that girl likes when i give her the wedding ring.
The Wedding Ring. by DeLarsh January 14, 2009