warped tour

A giant emo/screamo/ska/indie fest where lonely kids can come and dance like retards and spray each other with their wrist blood. Many people know about Warped Tour, but many think nothing of it. Emo is NOT punk, it is it's own genre. That's why all the little emo boys and girls go because they can feel so wanted there, as they are not in real life.

Kid: "Where are all the emo kids today?"

Kid 2: "Oh yeah, Warped tour is today."

Kid: "Oh good, now we can have a normal day at school."

by Bunker28 December 8, 2007

warpig

A term used in the video game "Team Fortress 2" to describe players that wear a certain cosmetic item and greatly over estimate their skill and tend to get themselves killed in game. (i.e. the Scotch Bonnet for the demoman)

Oh that demo is has a warpig hat on he is gonna die.

by Supermegaultrabriskicedteacow November 3, 2016

Warped

When a person gets so seshed they start to lose touch with reality. Almost a high sensation.

See sesh.

I'm so warped, I can hardly see straight.

by Derek C. March 14, 2005

warping

breaking down molecules and relocating those molecules to coordinate plane in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE moving at light speed according to a highschool junior

Dude, the ship in star trek is totally warping...

by supermanphotog/spiderman June 1, 2009

Cherokee Warpaint

Akin to a Dirty Sanchez, a man fucks a woman in the ass and then proceeds to give the girl two symmetric markings under her eyes via cock-slap or some other means. Ten points if you give a warcry and cum up her nose.

My girlfriend wanted to get more culture in the house, so I gave her some Cherokee Warpaint.

by Brocken October 22, 2007

Warphoggle

1) Becoming incredibly aroused in the middle of a run.
2) Having a loud oragsm while running more than 2 miles
3) What happens when you don't masturbate before the age of 16 (it turns blue and explodes with massive force)

1) wow dude! did you see that guy who ran by? he was totally warphoggling!
2) what was that noise? it sounded like... dude! look at that guy, he is obviously warphoggling!
3) Dylan hasnt ever masturbated and now he is in the hospital due to a Warphoggle

by When I'm Bored... August 28, 2008

warpedo

Ultimate room in a persons house, for awesome shit. Can built with house or slightly separated and built on at a later date. Most warpedos are raised or split level. All the rich people have a warpedo at there house.

Kane was telling jo about his new house he recently moved into. He invited her over for drinks and a catch up, but jo wasnt keen due to lack of motivation. She needed something fun, exciting and uplifting. Before she declined and hung up, kane blurted out his house has a warpedo
And jo was there
Right there

by krain January 14, 2014