Thunder-wank

Thunder-wank
To masturbate during a thunderstorm
The game of thuder-wank; masturbation begins on sight of lightning, it ends upon hearing the thunder. Repeat the process until climax, failing to do so means you lose the game.

Joey: "Did you know there's supposed to be a thunderstorm tonight?"
Jacques: "Yeah, I'm gonna play thunder-wank!"

by MoonLander August 2, 2015

The European Wank

While playing “Europe’s” the final countdown, masturbate profusely taking yourself close to the point of orgasm. Call out in your loudest voice for the highest person in power to see you immediately. The goal being to achieve orgasm before said person arrives

I took The European wank at work today and blew on my bosses pants

by The_Gentleman79 February 1, 2020

Motivation wank

When you're having trouble concentrating on a task and have a quick wank to refocus yourself.

I just couldn't get started on my assignment so I had a motivation wank which helped me get going

by JuniorJet June 19, 2010

Wank Delay

Being late for something because you were masturbating

"Hey bro, you're ten minutes late, what happened"

"Wank delay bro, you know how it is"

by RB17 April 23, 2017

wanking closet

A public toilet or toilet cubicle

Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

wank jank

A guy that is so into himself that his junk don't stank.

Larry played shuffleboard like a wank jank.

by Robert Smashalablob February 27, 2014

Wank Pants

pants worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises

popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover two inches above belly button when Wank Pants restrained

the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his Wank Pants completely on the floor crumpled around his ankles, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to nutt on his chest

boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of Wank Pants

by margrette sees January 18, 2013