by CPTNGoober March 15, 2022
Get the Walmart Bathroommug. A person who faps in a walmart bathroom stall originated from a true story that happened between me and my friend.
Dude : Whats that fapping noise coming from the walmart bathroom stall?
Dude #2 : AH SHIT ITS THE WALMART WANKER!!!
Dude #2 : AH SHIT ITS THE WALMART WANKER!!!
by SRPGShadow August 6, 2016
Get the Walmart Wankermug. 1. A word that identifies an object as cheap, or poor quality. This word is commonly used when talking about skateboards or cloathing.
2. This word is also used for non-name brand skateboards or clothing.
2. This word is also used for non-name brand skateboards or clothing.
John-"Where'd you get that ninja turtle brand skateboard?"
Adam-"im not telling you"
John-"Hey let me try this board out"
Adam-"Okay"
John-"OMG this skateboard is so HEAVY and the grip tape doesn't work!"
John-"OMG when i did a board slide the skateboard cracked in half and it hurt my nuts!"
John-"God, this must be a walmart brand skateboard!"
Adam-"im not telling you"
John-"Hey let me try this board out"
Adam-"Okay"
John-"OMG this skateboard is so HEAVY and the grip tape doesn't work!"
John-"OMG when i did a board slide the skateboard cracked in half and it hurt my nuts!"
John-"God, this must be a walmart brand skateboard!"
by rohan man May 17, 2006
Get the walmart brandmug. A human being with an ass that takes up the whole aisle at walmart.
Also has many dynamic features to it.
Also has many dynamic features to it.
by jmack February 25, 2003
Get the walmart assmug. US dollar. As the US dollar continues to lose value, it becomes synonymous with the cheap crap from Walmart. Used mainly by Canadians.
by DFisherman January 6, 2009
Get the walmart pesomug. approximately 45 minutes; equivalent to the amount of time it takes to run into WalMart and purchase one or two items.
by norawebster December 19, 2008
Get the WalMart minutemug. A long haired gent you imagine you'd run into at Walmart. Can tell he smells of grizzly wintergreen, juicy fruit and that hairspray your mom used to use.
His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.
I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women
His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.
I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women
Gods gift to women? Ohh you mean Walmart Fabio!!
Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.
Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.
by A Minnesotan February 22, 2019
Get the Walmart Fabiomug.