Definitions by Breadstickhands

occularassitosis 

When you don't see your ass doing something.

When Dawn was asked to be nice to my friend Shawn, She told me it was not possible, as she has an acute form of Occularassitosis

occularassitosis by Breadstickhands September 15, 2021

walmart eyes 

To roll your eyes.

I was talking to Jay, and his wife Dawn did not like what I said, she showcased her Walmart Eyes.

walmart eyes by Breadstickhands December 4, 2020