Walk-In Closet

A girl who pretends to go out with a gay guy so that people think he's straight.

Jim: "So did hear that Paul's got a girlfriend? I thought he was gay."
Sam: "Oh, he is. She's just a Walk-In Closet so his mom doesn't find out he's gay."

by Frankieoxo December 9, 2008

Walk it like a dog

A dance where you are positioned on all fours(like a dog) without your knees touching the ground and you walk while bounce your ass.

"Now Walk it it like a dog walk it like a dog" DJ Jubilee- Monkey on a stick

by Freak Something July 10, 2005

Walk And Jack

to give a hand job while walking

Meghan gave him a walk and jack while we walked to dinner.

by SlutMama January 4, 2011

walk too heavy

To carry oneself with authority. To seem or be invincible. Neither having nor displaying fear. The opposite of fearful sneaking or easing around. Etc.

A brother would never bother you as you walk too heavy.

by j gamboge June 22, 2011

Walk of Champions

More like a relaxed stroll that exudes confidence with one chest puffed out, standing up tall, and head held high. Usually happens after one completes a major feat which usually also involves adrenaline.

Did that guy just that guy just skydive from the Stratosphere?
Must have, look at his walk...Walk of Champions

by Falconan May 22, 2014

Walk blocker

A slow walker, usually a tourist, who walks with other slow walkers in such a loosely spaced row as to obstruct the entire sidewalk, so there isn't any way for a swifter walker, who usually has actual shit to get done, can bypass them without appearing to be the inconsiderate one. The more obese the walkers, the more space the can block and the slower they amble.

It's another festival week, so I won't be able to get anywhere without diving through families of vacant-eyed, mouthbreathing walk blockers to get down the street. And of course they look at me like I'm intruding on the sidewalk space they, as tourists, are entitled to.

by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016

Walk like a kickstand

To use any drug, usually lean to a point of no self control and an extreme "out of it" feeling.

Did you see him walk like a kickstand at the party yesterday

by Deeptraplingo September 12, 2016