Wood-rat

A redneck, similar to that of a hood-rat, but from the woods, this person I countrified. They probably drive a big lifted truck, own a farm and act tough, despite him being from the country this person is not stupid and will actually fuck your day up if you piss him off.

He has a on off switch for his country boy charm and will steal your girl in a heartbeat if he wants to, he often will be seen drinking l, smoking Marlboros and playing loud country/hickhop music while driving a truck or tractor.

Girl #1: omg jake is sooo annoying with his country boy shit.

Girl #2: nah he just a cool wood-rat

by diggymac June 11, 2018

wood chucking

Using exessive teeth on the chotch or penis

"She started wood chucking my junk, so I was forced to stab the bitch/ho"

by Alex Langston January 11, 2009

wood duck

Useless bastard (Aus)

Jono: He's a wood duck!
Daveo: What's a wood duck?
Jono: Not a real duck!

by Jimbo February 23, 2004

wood-waster

Any action or obligation that does not allow for use of an erection in the morning.

8 a.m. meetings are usually such a wood-waster, but luckily my girl is a master-carpenter.

by DirtyD3R March 13, 2009

wood pushers

annoying wanna b skateboarders, usually around 11 to 13 having very distinct squeeky voices and townie like attitudes. these children infest an congest local skateparks making it impossible for people who actual try and take part in extreme sports to practise. given the name wood pushers because they only push their wood (skateboards) around.

by his ex-friend September 1, 2003

wood wizard

One who whacks off a lot: someone who requently jerks it.

He is a really wood wizard, his socks are covered in cum.

by KingofChodes September 30, 2009

Wood Knot

The out-tray from whence one makes mud. Your rusty bullethole. The Anus.

I watched a cracking porno last night, this bird took a 12" up the bomb bay without wetting the wood knot first....nasty!

I went on a first date with a lovely lady from Finland last night, I kissed her good night and she rubbed her pinkie round my wood knot...I wasn't shocked and I didn't not like it!

by silvermancow January 17, 2011