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shower-wipe

A shower-wipe is when you are taking a shit and realize it's one of those that will use up a whole roll of toliet paper (usually after a heavy shit) so you just jump in the shower spread your cheeks and clean all the ass waste.
Dude I just took the biggest shit and had no tp left so I just shower-wiped.
by Ben Noxul June 27, 2006
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Cock wipe

Cock wipe…Tool used for mopping up semen, which would have otherwise been spilled upon your formerly pristine Dungeons and Dragons sheets, to prevent ur mom from putting her hand into ur icky sticky penis goo while doing the laundry.
1)Kenzie: "God ur such a cock wipe!"
Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"

2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."
George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"
Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."
by Twat twat June 25, 2007
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Recon wipe

The first wipe you make after taking a shit to see if you need to wipe more.
Man last night i was taking a shit and my recon wipe revealed That i needed to wipe more.
by colehuck@att.net April 13, 2009
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Curb Wipe

When you tred in dog shit and you wipe your shoe off on a curb so all the dog shit comes off your shoe.
"Dude i totally just trod in dog shit"
"Just curb wipe".
by Naynay1993 December 12, 2009
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Peripheral Wipe

A rectal wipe job that extends well beyond the anal sphincter cleansing and requires one or more wipes of the outer edges of or in as far as the middle of the butt cheeks. A common occurrence when suffering an assplosion of butt batter.
Holy Shite!!!! That was nasty. I just blew a wet brown demon out my arse and took me several peripheral wipes just to get the splatters.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016
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Happy Wipe

The cloth, towel, rag, tissue or even a sock that is used to wipe up post coitus or masturbation cum and love juices. Generally kept in the nightstand or under the bed.
Pass me the happy wipe from under the bed. I need to wipe your spunk off my face before it dries.

Mom: Why are little Johnny's socks always so stiff?

Sister: Because he's using them as a happy wipe now instead of my panties.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
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Gym Wipe

A required mid-workout wipe of one's anus due to excessive sweat causing a uncomfortable itchy anal region. May also be exacerbated by greasy, wet farts induced by excessive protein intake.
Braaaaaahhh I got a great pump going here but I'm gonna have to stop for a gym wipe. I'm all itchy and a little greasy. Got the protein farts.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
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